Let's sail in this sea of charms.

Did you and your last ex have an amazing relationship?

It was pretty good, I guess.

Do you like to cuddle?

I would sell my soul for cuddles right now.

Do you believe that the last person that you kissed cares for you?

Definitely.

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?

Oh who knows.

What do you think of Shia LaBeouf?

Oh god. I used to love him so much, back when he was a youngin’.

How many people have you had strong feelings for in the year of `12?

One :)

When was the last time you cried?

My housewarming.

How did you first notice the last person you kissed?

She was always that really drunk chick at parties with the big ‘fro.
And I digged it.
Especially when she started stalking me and we’d talk about cats for hours.
That’s my lady :)

Do you prefer to take your showers at night or in the morning?

Nights are more conveniant, but mornings are better.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?

Sure.

Think back to January. Were you in a relationship?

I was.

Would you hug the last person that you hugged again(besides family)?

Sure thang.
Sophie is a babe.

If you could go back in time and change things, would you?

I would definitely try a little harder to convince Kailah that we shouldn’t buy a dog.

Name a person whose name begins with D.

Dickface.

What would your name be with just the first three letters?

Can.

What was the reason behind why you last cried?

I actually have no idea.
I was beyond drunk and don’t remember much from that night.

Is there someone you wish you were with right now?

Definitely.

What color are your eyes?

Blue

Are you in a relationship at this point in time?

I am.

Have you ever eaten an uncooked cookie?

Sure thang.

Do you believe that this weekend will be a good one for you?

It’s nearly over. I’ll spend the rest of it doing homework so I can go home to my lady and my puppy.

Does anyone disgust you?

Geelong lesbians disgust me.
Fucking psychos.

Have you argued with anyone today?

Look, no. I just woke up.

Do you honestly believe that good things come for those who wait?

Sure, why not.

Are you ready for kids?

No way.

Where did you get your last bruise from?

I don’t think I have any at the moment, to be honest.

Let’s say you walk past your ex on the street. What do you say?

I wouldn’t say anything, I’d just keep walking.

Why did you even kiss the last person that you kissed?

Because I can, bitch.

What is one thing that you didn’t like about your day today?

Waking up in a big bed all by myself.

And now I’m hungry but this house has no good food.

What do you tend to drink a lot of?

Coke, iced tea, cat piss.

Is there anyone that is jealous of you or anything that you have?

I’m guessing not.

Is there someone that you used to talk to every single day but don’t anymore?

Yup.

Have you told anyone that you missed them lately?

Yup.

This time last year, can you remember who you had feelings for?

Yup.

Is anything bothering you right now?

I am never going to get this homework done.

Why will/won’t you and your ex get back together?

We won’t, because we’ve both moved on and don’t have feelings for eachother.
We’re also not on speaking terms, which doesn’t exactly scream “LET’S GET BACK TOGETHER WOO!”

Have you ever kissed anyone driving?

Sure.

Think of the last person you kissed. Have you ever kissed them on a bed or a couch?

Both, because I’m a skank.

Have you ever liked someone that you didn’t expect to?

Yup.

When was the last time you changed clothes in front of someone?

Like, everyday.

Is your best friend single?

I don’t have a best friend.

Who was the last person that you cried in front of?

Kailah.

Why did you and your ex break up?

Because feelings are gay and homosexuality is a sin.

Do you wish you could fix things with someone?

Not really.

What are you doing?

Procrastinating.

In the past week have you apologized to anyone?

I think so.

Do you believe in magic?

In a young girl’s heart?

Do you tend to hold on to things you should probably let go of?

Not really, not anymore.

What does one of your locked texts on your phone say?

I don’t have locked texts.

Favorite color?

Purple.

Believe in love?

Sure.

What do you want to do with your life?

Build a house worthy of being on Grand Designs.
Everything else in life is irrelevant.

Italy or France?

France.

What about camping?

Never even been camping.

Do you know how it feels to have your heart broken?

Probably.

Describe in one word the person you have feelings for?

Super.

Why do you have feelings for him/her?

Because she’s a cutie.

Blue or red?

Blue.

Cookies or brownies?

Cookies.

Do you care too much?

Nope.

Who is your hero?

Your mum’s tits.